Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Triumphant Over Tragedy....Love Conquers All


Relatives of the Millers and Parrys once again reunited after a hard break up when their double- wide trailer burned to the ground in the Little Samoa trailer park off of Philidelphia and Archibald from a bag of popcorn that got left in the microwave. It was at the candle light vigil for the 30 cats burned in the fire where they finally reunited and reconciled. We are happy to report that they have been together since and just celebrated 8 months together with a romantic dinner at Grazianno's.

If Fullmer Cattle had a ranch in Mexico...

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Kevin's Dream Car

WWJD FOO!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

NACHA FOUND!!

AFTER YEARS OF BEING MISSING, NACHA HAS RESURFACED IN GUANTANAMO BAY FOR PROSTITUTION SERVICES TO AL QAEDA DETAINEES THANKS TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. NACHA IS NOW BEING HELD IN A PRISON FACILITY IN BAKER, CA WHERE HE SHE WILL SERVE HIS HER REMAINING SENTENCE BEHIND A HIGHLY GUARDED TACO, TORTAS, BURRITOS, NACHOS, NACHAS, AND COCTAIL CAMARONES FACILITY. FOR MORE NEWS ON NACHA'S LOCATION PLEASE VISIT BAKER, CA CITY OF COMMERCE WEBSITE FOR FURTHER DETAIL.




Thursday, February 18, 2010

Glamor Shots gone.....extra good

Yes, she does love the smell of her farts that much.
Peek a boo! Whatever grandma is pulling on those strings needs to loosen her grip

I can do a mean chest bump

Friday, February 12, 2010

Tara doesn't know it yet, but Gary hired these guys to get her this weekend.



More Dream Cars

Josh says this is his dream car because there is a special button that will blast him into the alliance realm on WOW.



Ty's dream van not only because of it's name but because it will allow him to conquer any terrain he may encounter in "The Wash" (ie: shopping carts, fishing boats, wild melons, mexican bums, dirty diapers, wild torrents of sewer water, etc.)





Thursday, February 4, 2010

I lied...This is my Dream Car!

Now this is what dreams are made of....with some mayonnaise and ketchup on the asphalt to do burn outs in.

My Dream Car....


The ad says it all.

What's your dream car?

Monday, February 1, 2010

I like Rainbows, Leafy Trails, and Bumblebees


Juggalos are perhaps the most misunderstood of all the various groups in American youth culture. Millions of fat, unwashed losers building what essentially boils down to a cult around a handful of rapping clowns because they are confused and don’t have crap to do....

Hmm, Juggalos aren’t confused??? This guy forgot he is supposed to wear ORANGE face makeup and a green wig and the GIANT belt buckle? What is the "X" for? No gobstoppers?

This, whatever it is CONFUSES me!

What about this cute couple of Juggalettes? Are those stains on your shirt from beggin' strips?

Are the belt buckles standard ICP issue and supposed to be something you want to be? I don't know about you but I think this belt buckle is telling the truth! Nothing like some Faygo to wash down that 20 piece chicken mcnuggets because you know Ronald McD wears the same makeup.

If you are thinking "Who are these people?", well they are your friends you just don't know it. Danny Chavez converted after a bad experience at Circus Vargas behind the Mervyn's in Norco.