Green Eggs & Spam

Oops!!! I may have used too much green food coloring?!....poor Kevin!

The Sexy Brothers....Now Land and Sea Apart

Let's not forget about this one....

Awwww...

This one's for madre and padre.

Goop

A Man of Many Faces and Races

Enrique's new Facebook profile pic. "I's gettings all the ladies."

He just saw Nacha and is lifting one eyebrow, sniffing her scent.

An Iraqi soldier getting walked out of a hot cave with a gun to his back.

Posing for a hard a** picture to star in the next episode of Telemundo's A-TEAM.

Looks like Antonio with his camo do-rag guarding his van full of cottage cheese and juice from the Chandler bandits.

Oswaldo, after he was fired from Fullmer Cattle for wearing a shirt that said "I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe", joined the Mexican military.

Please Vote

Hey Guys - I have been working on this stop motion film for the last month - put in about a 100 hours. Please take a minute to watch it and vote and FORWARD the URL to all of you family and friends.

here's the link:

http://imaginecup.com/Competition/DisplayVideo.aspx?CompetitionId=39&TeamId=22851

This is what happens when you walk around the milk area barefoot...

Grossly Inappropriate!!

Dad, there is hope

Here's his testimonial:

"P90X has been the best thing has ever happened to me!"

true story - this kid went to high school with Doc and I

Triumphant Over Tragedy....Love Conquers All

Relatives of the Millers and Parrys once again reunited after a hard break up when their double- wide trailer burned to the ground in the Little Samoa trailer park off of Philidelphia and Archibald from a bag of popcorn that got left in the microwave. It was at the candle light vigil for the 30 cats burned in the fire where they finally reunited and reconciled. We are happy to report that they have been together since and just celebrated 8 months together with a romantic dinner at Grazianno's.

If Fullmer Cattle had a ranch in Mexico...

Kevin's Dream Car

WWJD FOO!

NACHA FOUND!!

AFTER YEARS OF BEING MISSING, NACHA HAS RESURFACED IN GUANTANAMO BAY FOR PROSTITUTION SERVICES TO AL QAEDA DETAINEES THANKS TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION. NACHA IS NOW BEING HELD IN A PRISON FACILITY IN BAKER, CA WHERE HE SHE WILL SERVE HIS HER REMAINING SENTENCE BEHIND A HIGHLY GUARDED TACO, TORTAS, BURRITOS, NACHOS, NACHAS, AND COCTAIL CAMARONES FACILITY. FOR MORE NEWS ON NACHA'S LOCATION PLEASE VISIT BAKER, CA CITY OF COMMERCE WEBSITE FOR FURTHER DETAIL.

Glamor Shots gone.....extra good

Yes, she does love the smell of her farts that much.
Peek a boo! Whatever grandma is pulling on those strings needs to loosen her grip

I can do a mean chest bump

Tara doesn't know it yet, but Gary hired these guys to get her this weekend.

More Dream Cars

Josh says this is his dream car because there is a special button that will blast him into the alliance realm on WOW.

Ty's dream van not only because of it's name but because it will allow him to conquer any terrain he may encounter in "The Wash" (ie: shopping carts, fishing boats, wild melons, mexican bums, dirty diapers, wild torrents of sewer water, etc.)

SEXY - nothing defines it better than these pics

I lied...This is my Dream Car!

Now this is what dreams are made of....with some mayonnaise and ketchup on the asphalt to do burn outs in.

My Dream Car....

The ad says it all.

What's your dream car?

Stuuuuuped Lop

OOOooo muy caliente. Me llamo es Nacha. I likings to rubbings the sour cream ALL over. Me no likings when Zebbie calling me “Hoto”, so I showings my crooked middle fingers.

Ju better get outta my assigned seat or Blondie will be giving ju a citation. Ju wanna fight??? I will slapbox you at Redstar tomorrow alreadys.

Aye,Aye,Aye…I left my mascarrra in Hector’s Regal. He better damelo when he gets back from Chingo’s, aye. Me no likings gettings stuck under the bridges at Mexican Raging Waters. I’m crys.

What did he said? Oh yea like me and Carlos we like do the nasty like every night like in the Brazil’s parkings lot. We no needing plastic wrap I’m pregnants alreadys.

Chud uuup already…what are ju looking at ??? Gabriel had some leftover fur from his headliner in his stepside Cheby. I taking my picktures at the indoor swapmeet.

I likings muchos superpops. My boyfriend, he said he gonna bringings me some Chile Berde y Tamales. If he don’t I scratch hes face.

If ju are not goings to Victor’s tires alreadys you are a stupid lop. He changing fast cuz he has superpowers. Frackings.

Our boyfriends are Droopy, Shadow, and Creeper. We are too crasy…we get the platinum and diamonds...stuped.

I like Rainbows, Leafy Trails, and Bumblebees

Juggalos are perhaps the most misunderstood of all the various groups in American youth culture. Millions of fat, unwashed losers building what essentially boils down to a cult around a handful of rapping clowns because they are confused and don’t have crap to do....

Hmm, Juggalos aren’t confused??? This guy forgot he is supposed to wear ORANGE face makeup and a green wig and the GIANT belt buckle? What is the "X" for? No gobstoppers?

This, whatever it is CONFUSES me!

What about this cute couple of Juggalettes? Are those stains on your shirt from beggin' strips?

Are the belt buckles standard ICP issue and supposed to be something you want to be? I don't know about you but I think this belt buckle is telling the truth! Nothing like some Faygo to wash down that 20 piece chicken mcnuggets because you know Ronald McD wears the same makeup.

If you are thinking "Who are these people?", well they are your friends you just don't know it. Danny Chavez converted after a bad experience at Circus Vargas behind the Mervyn's in Norco.